JONO VS DUANNE / DAVID VS GOLLIATH??
JONO
Jono Snaith, hots on favourite to take the cake at this years Joey Miller Dating game awards ceremony .. Described once by a young girl at Tin Roof as “The perfect guy next door” Jono has much to prove after dominating the votes for the entire duration of this prestigous game. Will he produce the goods on the night… who will his date be… will he give her attention … what colour shirt will he wear? Yes there is alot of pride at stake at this years announcement. 
DUANNE
Duanne Viljoen , He has made it to the last two of the game so also a very popular Colt amongst the ladies of Cape Town. A true allrounder with enough K to keep any girl happy for a lifetime, Duanne has always possesed that Timberlake X factor neccessary to win a dating game of this magnitude He drives a fast car, he’s got plenty game .. but lets wait and see .. I have the winners name in an envelope on my right ..
Tanit wanting to be a Joey Miller baby??
Yes, this picture was tastefully sent in by a cunning peeping tom who accidently pressed the click button on his camera whilst the lovely Tanit Phoenix strolled on by. You’ll see alot more of this baby if you hang around Clifton “x” this summer. Word on the street is that she is very single and that her assets are el’ natural. Im not going to argue about either of these claims but don’t be surprised if she makes a cameo appearance with a certain Mr X at this years Nadoes formal on November 12. Keep the entertainment rolling in my peeping tom buddy.
Possibly the 2 biggest TITS ever to be posted on the Joey Miller column.
These are sensational 
....infact, I’m convinced that these two individulas cant possibly be for real. But then again, what IF they are? What IF the outspoken Mr Bobby the Kange “roux” man really does have a secret fetish with undermining the Nadoes site and the acclaimed Joey Miller column, and what IF our gorgeous dame featured on the right, does infact truely and honestly possess a pair of el’ natural’s worthy of respect. Yes, the jury is out..
Who will be crowned?
CONTESTANTS THAT GOT THE CHOP!
LESLEY:
Lesley was without doubt a front runner from the word go. 
Her happy go lucky attitude proved to be her strongest attribute. Week in, week out the votes rolled in like waves on an untouched coastline. Clearly a popular lady amongst both sexes it will be sad to no longer have her bright smile lightening up the scoreboard.
Joey’s take on Lesley’s dismissal:
Well… what can I say, she had some stiff competition lets face it. Top 3 aint bad considering all the big names that fell around Les. Someone buy the kid a breezer when you next see her out.. wack it on the Joey Miller tab, nobody can argue.
MT
MT – With more supporters than Scara Ngobesi at a sold out Chiefs game, he strangely enough is a man of simple pleasures.. Compliments poured in daily regarding “those lazy eyes”. MT an avid Chelsea supporter, Amstel Lager drinker and Sporting Dictionary was perhaps 2 much of a threat for the remaining two contestants. Once overheard saying “I’ve got more D’C’s than Bond” it’s likely that this man will rock up at the Nadoes formal with a high “8” under his arm.. Watch the movie Swingers .. has there ever been a closer replica of Vince Vaughn I ask, you decide?
Joey’s take on MT’s dismissal:
MT was a slightly different kettle of fish from the rest. Modest at the best of times, the man did for the Joey Miller dating game what Bryan Habana did for South African rugby. He gave us belief, he gave us hope, he gave us untapped vision, with a smidgen of humour. I bode you well kiddo.
THIS WEEKS DISMISALS
CHRIS:
Chris’s profile was sent in by a member of his Eastern Cape fanclub. 
He clearly posessed that raw X Factor that in a weird and wacky way worked wonders on the Joey Miller Dating Game. A former St Andrews College or “College of knowledge” pupil who now runs a succesfull game hunting operation called Crusader Safaris and who spends 5 months a year hunting bears in Canada.. holy shit balls, need I say more, he’s right up there with Herman in the hard man category – serious hit on the game and will be missed.
Joey’s take on Chris’s dismissal:
If all goes well I’m gonna make contact with this kid. He made it to the final 4 with a porno pair of sun glasses, c’mon thats brilliant!!
WILL:
Will had everything going in his favour, the boyish smile, the manners, the good education, the fruitfull career… the list is endless… On the voting responses he had the ladies of Cape Town eating out of the palms of his hands, especially after “that” interview. On reputation alone he was blessed with a Tendulka like following.. Why is he off the game then you may ask? Well… ( deep sigh) that’s just an indication of how big a following our last 3 contestants have. Need I say more..
Joey’s take on Will’s dismissal:
Will was the catylist on the Joey Miller dating game I liked his angle, wacky.. independant, always up for a laugh. Gonna have a Joey Miller with him some day soon, the kids earned it, afterall… we’re really not that different. (Was that a Dr Evil speech?)
LAUREN AND HOLLY - THE 2 BLONDE BOMBSHELLS SENT PACKING… More to follow
REMAINING 3 STALLIONS…
REMAINING 3 BABIES…
MEET JONO - HE’S THE GUY NEXT DOOR
1. Are you planning on settling down one day? Of course, it’s all about meeting the right girl Joey, – if she exists? I am starting to think she is a myth!
2. Jacuzzi or swimming pool? Is Nicki Nelson gonna be in the Jacuzzi?
3. Are all women unique? Everybody is unique, how many Stewart Fletcher’s do you think are running around?
4. You collect a girl on a first date. Tell us, what aftershave you wearing, and more importantly what cd do you have playing in your car? The usual, you gotta be yourself Joey. James Blunt has been getting a lot of airtime in my car of late.
5. What qualities would the right girl possess Jono? No idea. She just comes around the corner and its all there – it’s like magic really.
6. Do you think South Africa will ever win the Rugby world cup again? Do you think MT Hughes will come right at the Nadoes formal?
7. What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done? Taking a bum funnel from Wela once!
8. You look very familiar, what school did you attend? Ummmmm (blushing) no comment Joey.
9. You train racehorses, what does your job entail? It’s an up at the crack of dawn, pride swallowing siege! Day kicks off about 3 hours before Jason Elley wakes up (around 6am). The job allows you to work outdoors, with animals, which is awesome. Day is dealt dealing with grooms, jockeys, clients, vets, physio’s and most importantly – the thoroughbred.
10. If you could take anyone in the world to dinner, who would it, be and where would you go? It wouldn’t be anyone famous, but I do have someone in mind! The place would be this most quaint, romantic café on the sea in Puerto Barnus (Spain) I went to once, it was unreal.
11. So tell me Jono what do you do with your spare time? Run around Stuart McConnachie.
12. You get around a fair bit, what is the biggest lie you have ever been told? Anton Magnus told me a certain female individual said he was the best she ever had.
13. Do you think you would be a deserved winner in this competition? Don’t be daft, I am up against the likes of Mellow Will, – he is bigger than Paris Hilton in a porn shop.
14. Sum up your likes big guy? Chocolate, O.C, animals, watermelon (loves), beach, dvd’s with milo, David Hasselhof, international arrivals hall, Jameson (Seth said he would sponsor me R500 for that), burning the Meerkat, and drinking graham Barratt under the table (for fun).
15. And your dislikes? Bruised banana’s, taxi’s, irritability, Wayne Julies, Mara (pop idols), animal cruelty, Crazy Monkey, traffic, heights, Elley Racing, Cell phones, international departures hall and Graham’s fake diesels jeans.
16. Who is your favorite super hero? Mighty Mouse (Andrew Apsey), he always gets his cheese!
17. Movies? The notebook, shawshank redemption, Serendipity, Gladiator, Scarface.
18. What is the worst pick up line a girl has asked you lately? Don’t I know you from somewhere, aren’t you a Nadoe?
19. Is there any young Nadoe you have taken under your wing that looks up to you? There are two in fact: Renzo Puccini and Anton Van der Bergh. Renzo is an extreme Novice but learning fast. Anton is too much work for me; – anyone got a date for him for the formal? Sister’s, cousin’s even Mom’s ANYTHING!
JOEY MILLER BRAND
The secret is finally out…Joey Miller beer has hit the shelves! And as the bottle clearly states it’s FOR GENUINE GOOD TIMES only…
It’s a nectar so sweet that it’s getting the town talking… A few ice cold crates of the brew will be thrown into the Victorious Nadoes dressing room come Friday night as a small gesture of my appreciation for being given the opportunity to entertain you all. The timing is also in conjunction with the dating game Yes our lucky stallion will bag himself 5 crates of the love juice!! On the dawn of Epic summer’05 could I have timed this release at a better stage I ask? Currently running low on stock, Joey Miller beer is unfortunately not for sale to the general public… it’ll just crop up when good times reach fever pitch…Aah “Zonke”!!
Joey.
The remaning babies
This weeks dismissals
Not all smiles for Sophie
Cape Town’s homegrown Sophie had all the credentials to pull off a surprise win and become this years Joey Miller baby for 2005. 
Unfortunately she was given the hefty boot a mere one round before the quarter finals. The life and soul of any party, coupled with a smile that will melt even the biggest of players ( MT? )Yes Soph will be missed. You’ll catch her at Caprice on a Sunday or on Clifton II come the summer so dont be too sad guys, she’s out there.
Joey’s take on Sophie’s dismissal:
Well I really wanted her to hang around for a few more rounds but I guess it’s votes that matter in the end and not my pull on these matters, so sorry baby. Good luck out there and thank me – you’re a celebrity now.
Domonique
Domonique was a real sport and hardly recieved any negative publicity whatsoever. Emails suggested that she lacked that knockout punch and although always a strong contender, she was never really going to blow the socks off the male voters out there. 
From good stock I’m told, she really is the perfect package! Brains, the body, the looks, she had it all. With a little more mojo she may just find herself being a real contender should she be entered for next years game.
Joey’s take on Domonique’s dismissal:
Again I really like this kid, she can get her hands dirty and there wont be a fuss. I see her out and about quite a bit, will have to introduce myself. Godspeed D.
The last of the Stallions
Herman
Herman is the sort of guy you want right by your side when stuck in the trenches. Yes, dubbed the man with a mind of steel Herman always plays hard. (to get?) 
He clearly had a massive following in the early stages of the game probably due to his happy go lucky nature, and yes, during the winter months it can be said that his charm was the ladies. Apparently still very much hot property at UCT, where he is on the verge of becoming a chartered accountant. ( A childhood dream as I am told ) Dont be alarmed if you are on your way from a big night out and in the distance you spot Herm running up Dewaal Drive dragging a tractor tyre behind his back – he’s one of the few truelly hard men left in this town.
Joey’s take on Herman’s dismissal:
Crickey, best I get to know this bloke, the sort of guy I would hide behind during a free for all bar fight. From all the mails that have flowed in I do get the sneaking suspiscion that old Herman is the proverbial gentle giant. Loved your work!
Gavin
Unpredictable yet fun loving.. this man was a rare breed on the Joey Miller dating game showed a clear interest in Christine from the onset. We never mananged to get her thoughts on the matter but reliable sources indicated that she was very much curious .
Rumoured to be one of five children and born on freedom day, this man could be seen running up lions head or perhaps even unashamedly taking his his mother for coffee. A real teddy bear at heart, but who cares, there’s no room left for him on the Joey Miller dating game, he must find shelter elsewhere.
Joey’s take on Gavin’s dismissal: The kid scares me, I see him out quite often.. Will pluck up the courage to introduce myself. Maybe buy him a Millers. Keep your head up son!
She’s hot, She’s Lauren
1. So Lauren, or Lol as your friends call you, from what you make of our remaining male contestants, would you say any of them are remotely cute?
Well Joey, I haven’t the faintest idea because I have never
really seen any of them, I’m sure that none of them are as hot as you though Joey Miller. (Big giggle)
2. When last were you in Tin Roof? Never. Going to Tin Roof will ruin my
incredible memories of Green Man!
3. What cd or tape do you have in your car at the moment? James Blunt
4. Are we all unique? No. All men are exactly the same, and women are just
better than they are.
5. Do you fall for “players”? Sadly I do tend to only ever fall for
Players, but I think I’ve finally gotten out of the pattern now..
6. Will South Africa ever have a female prime minister? Not until we get a
queen! (cheeky grin)
*7. If you were Paris Hilton in her 40’s , explain what you would tell
your children about THOSE video’s?* Well Joey, I’d tell them that in life you don’t
regret the things you have done, you regret the things you haven’t done.
8. Ghost pops, flings or microwave popcorn? DEFINITELY Ghost Pops, there is
no contest.
9. What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done? Hmmmmmm, I Slept over in a boys boarding house when I was at school.
10. And finally Lauren, If you could take anyone in the world to dinner, who would that lucky soul be? My boyfriend Jon, but in the event that he couldn’t make it,
I think Jesse Metcalfe ( the gardener in Desperate Housewives)
The institution of Quayles Ales – The original built in Liverpool 34 years ago, shipped to South African shores in 1993
The “mayor” of Rondebosch, Neil Quayle as he’s known around town is the proud co-owner of this fine establishment nestled only a well struck 3 wood away from Newlands cricket stadium. Sent in by an avid Joey Miller fan, this picture encaptures a small taste the good times that are frequently experienced each and every time a team gathers at this unofficial “Heritage site” of the Southern Suburbs. Reliable sources reveal that well known Commercial Property “Mogul” Jason Elley shares a 50.01% share in the pub and as Neil quoted ..” Yes, true Joey, he’s earned every percent of it”. A trip through the ages: Yes the infamous drop kick, that final wicket in Sydney back in ‘94 and who would ever forget that Hennie Le Roux try at Newlands to level the series.. Yes it’s all been a part of the Quayle’s Ales institution.. together with hoards of good men and plenty castles on tap. Not many pub’s can lay claim to attracting Cape Town’s past and present legends – this one can.
Meet “The Wildman”
If you are aware of the who’s who in Cape Town then there is a very good chance that in some way or another you have come across this man ->
The Wildman as he’s known to his peers is the proud co-owner of the Cape Town’s booming little gemstone Caveau Bar and Deli neatly situated on 92 Bree Street. When you see this extraordinary character, no doubt he’ll be calmly sipping on a Johnny blue, give him a manly pat on the back and remind him that Joey Miller gives the destination of Swirling passions – a cheeky thumbs up!
Last weeks dismissals – Turbo
This man’s heart was clearly elsewhere. A game of this magnitude resemblance a pale comparison to his recent “dating trip” to Scandinavia. Dubbed by some of the locals as superman, Turbo has on board all the characteristics of a modern day Thomas Moore He’s wacky, he drives a fast car and although no longer on the Joey Miller Dating Game, he’s got an abnormal amount of fan mail from a certain “Missy someone” . Keep guessing ladies..
Joey’s take on Turbo’s dismissal:
The kid looks crazy yet admire his beat. If you see him out ask him if he’s fed his “mulvat” today.. He’ll explain. (via a random email, also somewhat confused??)
Fletch
Fletchels or Fletchie as he was referred to in countless emails, was unfortunately at a massive disadvantage from the onset on the “Joey Miller dating game”. The man who unfortunately calls Bloem his home and who rakes in little over a smooth 60K a month was nowhere to be seen in Cape Town for a large duration of the game. The voting poles bore testimony. If lucky, he may just make next years game as a wildcard entry but nothing is dead cert as of yet. We will wait and see.
Joey’s take on Fletch’s dismissal:
Listen the kids definitely got a future. I am not sure if he’s gonna find true love in Bloemfontein let alone a true lifestyle.. but hell I may be mistaken, after all he was referred to by a certain Cape Town dame as “The golden boy of old” That’s positive stuff – Goodbye now.
Interview with “MT”
1. Ok so MT, I assume you are seemingly aware of the remaining 8 dames left on the Joey Miller dating game, tell me,tell us, which lucky 2
would get your nod of approval?
“Joey, I would have to go with odds-on favourite, Holly. I am also hopeful
that a petition will be launched to ensure “Cream” is put back in the game.
I nod my head at both of them”.
2. So MT, apparently you hit a crisp 8-iron. Now if you were to be
involved in a Golfing 4 Ball, with the temperature soaring at around
32 degrees and yes MT, you can choose any 3 people to join you, male
or female, who would they be?
“That is correct Joey, I do hit a very crisp 8 iron.
My ideal four-ball would consist of:
Elisha Cuthbert; Ashley Judd, and; the girl from the MasterCard advert.”
3. What car do you drive?
“I don’t understand the question.”
4. Have you peaked in life, or is it too early to say?
“Yes. I peaked in my third year at Rhodes University in 2001. In the 3rd term
to be precise. However, I have accepted it and have made peace with the fact.”
5. Where would you most likely be residing on weekend night?
“Any place where Jason Elley can come right.”
6. Do you have any unusual habits that our readers should know about?
“I buy the Big Issue on a monthly basis.”
7. You have been called a visionary by some of our readers, can you
elaborate?
“I think that may be a slight understatement. But yes, I have been called
something to that effect.”
8. Who would you say or say has influenced your life the most?
“Without a shadow of a doubt I am going to have to say Stuart Fletcher and the ‘98 Matric year at Herschell”
9. We understand you are a sports agent, are you threatened by Craig
Livingston and did Jerry inspire you at all?
“To answer your first question: Craig Livingstone sent me his CV just last
week. I am the threat. Secondly, I think Jerry inspired us all. Don’t you?”
10. To what degree do your sporting talents extend?
“Eastern Province Country Districts Hockey 2002.”
11. When last did you cry MT?
“When Ashwell Prince was recalled to the Proteas squad.”
12. And if, by some divine intervention, you don’t win the dating game, who do
you think will?
“Chris. I’ve heard they are calling him the “smart money”.”
13. Biltong or Droe wors?
“I’m gonna go with biltong Joey.”
The Babies
Two of our recently Evicted Babies
Martina This sexy little devil is as down to earth as they come. Not your typical superficial Cape Town slapper, Martina has soul.. plenty of it and a great bod too, so despite her somewhat untimely departure, this Namibian flavoured dame wont be disheartened.
Joey’s take on Martina’s dismissal: There is always going to be pressure from the top for a local girl to win the dating game – “squeezed out by the locals” some would say. Probably not true – I like you kid, you got spice.
Nikki Nelson a.k.a “cream? was the royal punt on the Joey Miller dating game. “The captains choice? – Nikki, was a hot on favorite to dominate the Babies section of the game.. That’s until her boyfriend crashed the party. We are sure if she wanted off she would have mailed Joey himself. Not serious, she’s a smoker so lets take this opportunity to hail the lucky man.
Joey’s take on “Angela’s? dismissal: St Mary’s girls are always good entertainment. On this occasion I cant help but feel that the party has ended before the last dance has begun. But then again, you cant make an omlette without breaking an egg. Loved your vibe, motionless but meaningfull.
The Cape Stallions
A JOEY MILLER COMMERCIAL
I keep harping on about this place but I was truelly blown away by the service and attention to detail only a few nights ago. Its slowly become my local jaunt, yes boys and girls CAVEAU WINE AND DELI BAR voted by numerous lifestyle magazines as “Cape Town’s little gem” the place deserves all the regognition it has recieved thus far. Its located on Bree Street if you not in the know and is open from 7am – 11pm. If you order yourself an omlette on a Saturday morning.. you will see what all the hype is about. Not to mention the lunches and fine wine’s available. Tell Brendon that Joey Miller recommended his spot.
Duane sporting his latest brand of “morning wear”
Duane – Resident pimp/fashion fundie has become a favorite past time on the Joey Miller column. Ever since the days of that first interview outside the Virgin Active gym it was clear that this man would be playing an intergral part on my much talked about column. Duane a.k.a The aviator is currently featured as one of the Stallions on the Joey Miller dating game and has been a favorite amongst a large pool of Cape Town’s hottest babies. He is never ashamed to throw a couple K at a bar so long as it is in exchange for a bundle of good times … If you see him out, buy him a drink and tell him “this is from Joey!”
Scarlet – aaaah, she is without doubt a “Joey Miller baby”
Be sure to catch this unbelievable speciman on the big screen.Her roles in“The island? and “In good company? are quite special.. A pure Scandanavian beauty – Brace yourself sports fans, Seth has Paris, Joey has Scarlett.
It’s not a competion.
WILL HAS LANDED!!
1. So tell me Will, which remaining female contestants would you take on a date?
It’s too easy for me Joey – 
I’ve had the lineup in my head for ages. It’s a toss
up between Holly, Mariam and Stef.
2. And what would your date with one of these beauties involve exactly?
I think we need to keep our eyes on the ball here. It’s not about the first
date. It’s about the trip to the cottage in France (Provence) in April next
year. The Formula One in Melbourne the following year. It’s the package deal
we’re looking at here… the bigger picture.
3. Describe yourself Will, are you really Cape Town’s biggest player?
Gosh, I’ve never heard that before. I think on the whole I’m pretty
misunderstood. What is a player anyway? Is it right to go out with someone
just for the hell of it? For two months. And then break up? I think the
fairest thing (in this day and age of divorces and two-timers) is to stay
single until you’re 100%. That is obviously what you mean by a ‘player’.
4. What qualities do you like best about a woman?
Girls who don’t ask “Where are we going with this”.
5. You live on the edge Will, tell me, what is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?
I played old boys rugby last year in full stormers kit (for effect). For
someone like myself that’s more dangerous than skydiving. I got scared when
I heard the boys agreeing to play the ball down to my side. I went to watch
the Bishops Rondebosch game at home the other day. I was surprised that
there were no markings where the railway tracks used to lie down the length
of the touchline on the right of the field. I was a right wing in my day.
They called me C-TAP. It stands for ‘Coming Through At Pace’.
6. Im interested, what’s the most you have ever arm curled?
Gyms for fags, I’m a natural. My member is quite hefty – I do plench arm
curling in that department… so in gym terms, that’s probably curling 40kg’s.
Twice a day for 5 minutes each time.
7. Ok, I’m gonna give you 1 minute to chat up Paris Hilton… what would you tell her?
“Hi, sorry to bother you, but you look familiar? Are you from these parts?”
“No, I’m from New York. My name is Paris Hilton”
“PARIS HILTON?!?!”
“Yes!”
“Oh God, how emabarrasing! I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognise you without a
cock in your mouth”
8. Do fake breast appeal to you or are you all about “el’natural”?
I have always preferred el natural. Don’t get me wrong though, I’m not
kicking out no fake tabs.
9. Whats the highest speed you have ever driven?
On land? I got uncomfortable when the needle hit 235.
10. Ghost pops or flings?
Well now that they brought back the original Ghost Pops and have stopped
f*cking around with the fakes they had before (They were called
‘Ghostbusters’) I would have to go with Ghost Pops.
Email Joey your votes and thoughts
SERVE AND VOLLEY WITH MARTINA
1. Ok ok.. we need to know Martina, which remaining male contestants would you most like to go on a blind date with?
It would have to be Jono I think Joey, but Steve’s made a good impression as well:)
2. What would your ideal date involve..in the “perfect world”?
Definitly a sunset picnic on the beach with champagne and strawberries:), and I guess the rest will all fall into place…
3. Describe yourself Martina, are you really Cape Towns biggest sweetheart as one email has suggested?
This is a tough one…
In one sentence: I’d have to describe myself as a plain, down to earth country girl:), who loves a challenge and is up for almost anything. Cape Town’s biggest sweetheart? – well, I guess we’ll have to wait & see:)
4. The qualities about a man – what do you like best?
Hmmm well he’d have to be somewhat of a gentleman Joey.
Honest, charming, sexy, loving, understanding – the guy you could steal horses with (mischievous grin)
He should be himself (nothing worse than pretending to be someone else)
5. What’s the most dangerous thing you have ever done?
Driving head-on into a Nissan 4×4 bakkie with my motorbike:)
6. Do you like shy guys?
I’m a shy girl, so the guy I meet would have to take the reins into his own hands… (so to say)
I’d like the kind of guy who knows what he wants and does not play around to get it.
7. If you had 1 minute to chat up an intoxicated “single” Bobby Skinstad what would you tell him?
I think it would probably be a wasted minute – he’s not my type… and being famous doesn’t change it:)
8. Do girls really prefer players?
Hmmm, I seem to fall for them – I don’t know, maybe it’s the static atmosphere that surrounds them – the taste of a new challenge:)
9. Whats the highest speed you have ever driven?
Probably around 220 km/h. The best was hitting an almost 90 degree turn at 195km/h in an Audi
10. Ghost pops or popcorn?
This a trick question? – I’ll go for Ghost Pops Joey.
Email Joey your votes and thoughts
THEY ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES - Rene and Kate AXED
THE MUCH ANTICIPATED INTERVIEW WITH TURBO
1. Which female contestant would you take on a date? It’s gonna have to
be Dom or Angela Joey.
2. What would your date with these beautifull babies involve? Early evening drinks, possibly even dinner.
3. Describe yourself Turbo, are you a sensitive guy? Nah, wouldn’t say
sensitive. More along the lines of outgoing & independent (Big grin)
4. What qualities do you like best about a woman? hmmmmm, she has to be
intelligent and amusing with a keen sense of “fun” mixed into a healthy
lifestyle.
5. So tell us all, what is the most dangerous thing you have ever done? Well I once jumped out of an
aeroplane over the Drakensberg without a parachute on. It all worked out
ok.
6. Whats the most you have ever bench pressed? Not as much as Duane, but
probably more than Kenny Kilpin.
7. Are you really into kinky stuff? Yes, but not that much in South
Africa. (Bigger grin this time)
8. Do fake breasts appeal to you or are you all about “el’natural”?
Surgery scares the living daylights out of me; I’m gonna have to stick
with my “el’natural”.
9. Are you, as one of our females revealed “a shy guy”? Probably.
10. Is your nickname seriously “Turbo”? You’re on the money Joey.
11. Anything else from your side? Love your work Joey!!
Email Joey your votes and thoughts
Last weeks dismissals
The girl known as “Miss Billies” was a strong contender during the early stages of the Joey Miller dating game. Her public profile reached an all time high when she had the honour of entertaining the masses at Billies for a joint birthday/closing down party. She was the life and soul of the party and even turned a few heads. Her balmy Spanish look was clearly not the flavour of the month but she has come a long way indeed and bodes well for any future competitions.
Joey’s take on Janie’s dismissal: I like this kid, she’s got spunk. Keep your head up baby!
Kath
Kath clearly had a hold on a certain “niche” market in Cape Town. A lady who stems from good stock, enjoys a good laugh and has no problem with pulling on the trusty green and gold before a rugger test match. Described by one of our readers as “somewhat sister like” was an apt description.
Joey’s take on Kath’s dismissal: Kath’s a pretty girl, she’ll go a long way in life. Would like to team up with her someday.
Andrew
Andrew or “boom” (pronounced buhhhm) was without doubt the dark horse entry onto the game. Once overheard saying “Listen boys, to be honest, I’d rather live on a beach and surf all day if I could” Andrew posseses all the qualities of the true “Mr nice guy” He has been known to average some high numbers when it comes to the babies and its unfortunate that he is leaving us this early on. Emails and one text message flowed in from all corners of the Republic, even a far as Bloemfontein if you’ll believe – Yet another one of his “groupie” admirers perhaps? All in all, “boom” somehow managed to ride the crest of the wave and clearly bargained from being in the spotlight thanks to the Joey Miller dating game.
Joey’s take on Andrew’s dismissal: Forget the dating game, I want to see this man sweating it out in the middle for the cricketboks when they take on Australia in December. Pure talent I say – Someone forward this to Mickey Arthur will you.
Renzo
A final kiss goodbye?
King Renzo has been through a rollercoaster ride during the past month. His unofficial breakup to longterm play-mate “Sam” sent immidiate shock waves through to our poling stations. Was this rumour all true? Word on the street is that Renzo has found a special place in his heart for young Sammy and still has the utmost respect for her – well well, enough said, good on you son!
Joey’s take on Renzo’s dismissal: A catch 22 situation young man. It’s not easy being the proverbial “Romeo” when you have a loved one. Whatever happens I have a sneaking suscipion that you’ll go with your heart. This game is not for you.. go seek your destiny, it’s out there – you know it is.
SIMPIE AND GARETH VOTED OFF!
Anton
This incredible speciman known for his boyish good looks and at times “reckless behaviour” was unfortunately this weeks weakest link. Anton a.k.a “The incredible” was always going to be at a disadvantage – Afterall he was the only Stallion caught on camera “binging again”. Love him or hate him, he’ll be back, bigger and better”
Joey’s take on Anton’s dismissal : I certainly do recognise this guy, cant be sure from where exactly but he usually has a beautifull dame under his arm. I dont think he is too troubled by the early exit.. Chicks dig him!
Jeff
An unforunate departure for young Jeff Middelman, tipped early on to clean up this years title, his departure was a severe shock. At first he was loved, but by late Sunday evening the hate mail had reached fever point. Had he upset a few ladies on the weekend, this we are not sure of? There were also question marks surrounding alegations that Jeff’s heart belonged to a certain young blonde las who he “adored very much” – Just too many unaswered questions Jeff, your dismissal will be a hard pill to swallow for many – Just be strong.
Joey’s take on Jeff’s dismissal : Jeff you certainly had the girls going wild… I have emails to prove it and “digits” to forward your way…
Mandy
This fine young las was unfortunately removed from the game on default. Her picture was sent in against her consent and she very sweetly asked us to remove her. Mandy you are a sad loss to the game and I know for sure that you would have been right up there at the end. “Steve”, one of our Stallions had infact written in showing some interest, if you would like me to forward you his email address (just to spark a potential flame) then you know how to get hold of me. An email from one of his lovestruck admirers recomended that you have’nt met the “real Steve” until he’s taken his shirt off… I will leave it at that.
Joey’s take on Mandy’s dismissal : Well such is life, balls in her court I guess.
Ian
Unanimously voted off the game, confirmation came via this somewhat harsh email from an anonymous lady:
“I see this guy (Ian) everywhere, he’s kinda cute but whenever I say hi he totally shrugs me off like I’m a piece of old cheese or something… I would probably score him but he must get a life first! I made the girls top 20 so ha ha Ian!! Get him off.. NOW!”
Joey’s take on Ian’s dismissal : Unlucky bud, work on the personality and Im sure you will have the babies eating out of your hands!
Jason
Jason actually received very few votes calling for his dismissal.. but unfortunately this young man is being withdrawn as a result of a mail I received late Thursday evening, I quote: “Dunno WHO you think you are calling this guy SINGLE.. as far as I knew he is going out with ME.. leave him ALONE.. not having any girls stealing my Jason!!”