Does lance know he has a double??
I’ll set the scene:
I’m innocently watching live cricket minding my own business.. suddenly in the distance I spot him.. hell it’s bluddy Lance Klusner I shout out! not wasting any time (as I knew this opportunity to capture the man that rocked the 99 Cricket World Cup on camera was a rare one) I scamper over seats to get a closer view, position myself with a clear opening, he’s looking straight at me! Gaaad he’s SO MONEY, I zoom in, finger poised on the trigger… SNAP! I lift my head to take another look at him….. HEY WHAT THE…..?!!
Watch this space for a local song making MASSIVE waves in Joburg… clue: It’s a soccer team song!!! (A “clever”song)
Know your Local Soccer team’s nickname!!
Soccer can be a sexy sport and is without a shadow of doubt the most followed game in our magic country. Was sent in these amusing nicknames by a fan. Check it out…
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Please focus people!!!!
- Ajax Cape Town – The Urban Warriors
- Amazulu – Usuthu
- Benoni Premier Utd. – The Rabbits
- Bidvest Wits – The Clever Boys
- Black Leopards – Lidoda Duvha
- Bloemfontein Celtic – Phunya Sele Sele
- Silver Stars – The Lions of the North
- Jomo Cosmos – Ezenkosi
- Kaizer Chiefs – Amakhosi
- Golden Arrows – Abafana Bes’thende
- Mamelodi Sundowns – The Brazilians
- Maritzburg Utd. – Team of Choice
- Moroka Swallows – The Birds
- Orlando Pirates – The Buccaneers
- Santos – The People’s Team
- SuperSport Utd – Matsatsantsa
“Get up and let me pound you some more!”
Possibly the most talked about knockout scene in the history of boxing! This exact photo sits elegantly in my bar at the holiday house and has an interesting story to go with it! Despite our man Ali defeating Sonny Liston in Miami in 1964 and becoming champion for the first time, the former Cassius Clay was still being afforded little respect by the establishment. In the build to this fight Clay was ridiculed upon joining the Nation of Islam and changing his name to what we know him today – The Great Muhammad Ali. Once the rematch began, Ali took no time engraving his name in stone – there was no doubt who was The Greatest! Within one minute, Ali knocked out the former champ, Liston and retained his title. The passion of the young, toned, budding legend was perfectly captured for the first time as he stood over Liston, yelling in derision, asking him to get up so he can pound him some more. Apart from featuring on the cover of Life Magazine, this image has now finally appeared on The Joey Miller Column, cementing Ali’s place as a legitimate sporting hero and a larger-than-life personality.
*Article attributed to the great and former Western Province heavyweight champ Mr. “De Waal Davis”
Joey gets Up Close and Personal with “THE PIG”
Joey: “Firstly a big welcome back to Cape Town…Gaaaad kid, you certainly took the limelight away from me, I was enjoying all the publicity!”
The Pig: “True Joey, I believe we bagged more hits than the Beatles as a result of “The Splatter-Gate debacle”
Joey: (Grins confidently whilst ordering cold beers for himself and The Pig)
The Pig: “Well Joey first of all let me start by saying what a pleasure it is to meet you at last. I have heard so much about you and the outstanding work you do increasing the Brand equity of JMGD in South Africa.”
Joey: “I work an honest day kid, I change lives, I don’t want credit… it was my calling. Now if I’m not mistaken you’ve been known to throw ME a fair bit of flack in recent months..”
The Pig: “Let me just stop you there Joey.. I have had my fair bit to say regarding your column but the bottom line is that no matter what our
Separate opinions may be, we have one thing in common, we are Nadoes and
Nadoes stick together. I would have stuck up for any other Nadoe in a
Similar situation. It’s called loyalty, something which the Nadoes community has instilled in me. I hope it is going to be indicative of younger Nadoes coming through the ranks.. we are a family, there will always be hate mail coming in and I guess the harsh words by Splattermail readers were just those wanting to voice there 2c on the matter. Yes there 2c Joey!”
Joey: “So are you saying you are infact a Nadoe, gaaaaad have you actually been a season campaigner?”
The Pig: “I have indeed Joey. I was present in the Change rooms back in 1999 when we claimed our first title thanks to 2 spectacular efforts by Simpy Voigt on a night when much was made of the appearance of a young Rudi Keil for the opposition. I proceeded to play for the next 3 seasons picking up another title during our run in 2001 where we conceded 1 try the whole season, now that was Nadoe spirit!! I have since moved overseas to
London where I am a consistent reader of the website along with my housemate and fellow Nadoe Steven Hobson. This Nadoes community is something that has been built up over nearly 10 years now! It is something we are all very proud of and something that perhaps many others envy. I just hope that in future the Nadoes of tomorrow will remember the guys who came before them. (Pig pretending he has something in his eye, a muffled sniff is overshadowed by a plate being dropped in the kitchen)
Joey: Gaaaaaad. (Joey sitting up in his seat clearly moved by Pig’s words)
Joey: “Do you have message for Mr. Splattermail fans then, following their abusive statements posted on the Splattermail Blogsite?”
The Pig: “I have nothing to say to the Splattermail Editor or his fan base, they are not my concern. My concern was and still is that I stood up for you Joey, a fellow Nadoe who was under attack. I’m hoping we can start a relationship with these guys; your idea of putting their link up on your column is a good one.. Hopefully he’ll do likewise, he’s probably a good oke you know Joey”
Joey: “Gaaaaaad I love you kid, come here and give me a big hug!” (Joey clearly emotionally touched by The Pig’s act of loyalty)
The Pig: (Embraces Joey – definitely a Kodak moment if there was ever one!)
Joey: (Sniffing ever so lightly) “Someone….gaaaad I’m a mess sorry – someone mentioned that you are….. are personal mates with Rock star Justin Bergh, do you see the Nadoes solute that I am punting coming off when he sings the national anthem at Twickers on November 18??”
The Pig: “I spoke with Jus about this just last week in fact. I am confident that he won’t let us down! If he hasn’t contacted you I’m sure he will shortly”
Joey: “Gaaaaaad I love that Kid!!” (Joey sipping the last few drops of his beer)
The Pig: (On his last sip and checking his watch for the time) “Joey I would just like to thank you for the opportunity to state my case. I
look forward to your column daily.
I also just want to say, that seeing as the Sun is shining and I am on
holiday I would like to send Nathan, Wezzo and The Frenchman a case of Joey Miller Genuine Draft for taking time off to check the website out, and a big Ucha cha to Jammin whoever you are for sticking up for us… hell Joey maybe u should donate this guy a case or two!”
Joey: “You a good kid – I love you maaaaan, If Jammin mails and identifies him or herself then I’ll do just that! Jammin.... are u out there kid?? .. enjoy your stay in Cape Town Pig man! May the sun shine brightly on you.”
Joey’s initial response to “The Splatter-Gate” debacle
Gaaaaaaad, I take a break for a few days out of town, come back and the whole Bloggershere is at war. In future when referencing pics or articles I best quote the source. Like I said to a friend whilst having a pancake yesterday it was late and I had been boozing hard. As a token of apology I’m going to splurt the splatter banner on my column and hope in return the dudjo (American/Italian accent for the word “dude”) gives us the nod on his links page.
Please Gaaaaaaad, let’s be friends yeah. Its summer – love is in the air people!!
5 things you should know by now..
1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
2. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
3. It’s not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
4. You should not confuse your career with your life.
5. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Puttick 5 tons away from baggy green and gold
I’m sticking my neck out and saying that if Nadoes community cricketing sensation Andrew Puttick can just continue his blessed form with the bat and notch up another 5 tons in quick succession he’ll be back adding value to the seemingly struggling cricket bok side. Puttick, knicknamed Boooooooooooooooom to his mates, struck a classy ton against the Dolphins at Newlands on Friday night, setting his season in motion for bigger things to come and which would undoubtedly have raised a few eyebrows amongst selectors alike. On a similar note it’s reported that Andrew is now sporting contact lenses that has improved his visibility by, wait for it!!!! – a massive 30%!! – gaaaad he’s going to be seeing the red cherry ALOT bigger this summer!!
Monday Morning Laughter
KILLER PUZZLE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then ..” he said with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”
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Warning sign as Ashes fever heats up
With the Ashes Test series between the Poms and the Aussies down under only moments away, statements have already started flying from all corners of both camps.. Glenn McGrath is shouting billy that it’s going to be (another!) 5 – 0 whitewash.. at this stage there are many unknowns but one things for sure… I bet my bottom dollar that Spin Wizard Shane Warne is going to have a massive role to play in deciding who finishes up trumps! In other news a shocked Derek Crookes says that if the Indian police want to question him about Hansie-gate and match-fixing, then they can come to South Africa to do it! Gibbs has revealed that Derek Crookes was one of 3 named players that had “crooked” (couldn’t resist, sorry!) dealings in the 2000 series in India.
Music Video of the year!
The bands called OK GO – you got to watch this!!, sent in by Nadoes superstar Joe Dirt late yesterday afternoon.. Maybe I’m a tad slow but first I’d heard of these guys, I reckon it’s pretty sensational stuff.. beats that shit tune 2oceansvibe have been punting, gaaaad my dog could FART a better tune!! The sound is slightly Killers sounding with a bit of chillie thrown in.. Crank up the volume and let it play… you’ll be memorized by these entertainers. This track is called Here it goes again which has been massive throughout Europe and China. A Million Ways is their latest smash hit. Lead Singer is Damian Kulash. Keep an eye out for them; maybe throw them in the collection..
KREW MAGAZINE GETS JOEY’S RECOGNITION
A seriously cool MAG!!
Boasting an array of local and international content including the spunkiest babies, the coolest cars, the latest sports stories, reviews, recommendations, and undercover reporting from the country’s most talented writers, it is a must-have for every SA guy – whether metro sexual or pure-bred Afrikaner!!
Joey’s take on the mag: “Gaaaaaaaaaaad!”
Massive day for Gibbs!!
Cricket Bok batsman Herschelle Gibbs, (better known for his Shmoke and a Pancake interview with myself back in March this year) will be questioned by police in the Indian capital of NEW DELHI over a match-fixing scandal dating back to 2000. 
Will Gibbs admit to everything Hansie told him to do back in ‘99 or will everything be resolved once and for all. Let’s face it.. One things for sure – he’ll be shitting his pants and it wont be as a result of the curry this time!
H.G will be grilled by a high-level team headed by Crime Branch Joint Police on all the aspects” of the scandal that rocked the cricketing world in 2000.
“If he gives satisfactory answers then the session will be over and he’ll be let off,” the official said.
If I was Gibbs I would not be sleeping well tonight.
Before leaving for the ICC Champions Trophy, South African coach Mickey Arthur played down suggestions that Gibbs could face arrest. Let’s wait and see..
Gaaaaaaad!!
Justin Berghers to salute the community
Being a massive Berghers fan, Miller Inc has decided to run a competition in conjunction with a plea that Bosch Icon Justin Bergh solutes the Nadoes community after his singing of the South African national anthem at the first Rugby Test Match against the Poms at Twickenham on November 18. Justin is yet to confirm this in writing but I have a sneaking suspicion he’ll do it!! The solute/ acknowledgement to his Nadoes Community will involve a “peace solute” to the crowd (and us!!)with his two right index fingers. (Do it now with your own fingers for effect…) Look out for it folks.. will let you know Justin’s response to our plea in due course..
News just in – apparently Piggy Whitfield will be doing backup vocals at Twickers!
COMPETITION: Giving away Justin Bergh CD’s to the first 10 correct answers that can name Justin’s first solo album?
Grape Run Half Marathon
For those who are keen to get straight into things there is an amazing half marathon being run here in Cape Town on the 29th October, called the GRAPERUN Half..
The Grape run is a race that runs through the historic wine farms of Groot Constantia, Klein Constantia, and Buitenverwachting… and stretches through certain areas of the Tokai forest. These areas are normally restricted to run in so it should be an awe-inspiring session through some of the most beautiful areas in Cape Town…
Visit earnyourownbreakfast for more details on upcoming events involving the fit and healthy.. Thanks to Beef and Gunner Hughes I certainly earned my breakfast this morning via a cheeky 10km run to Kirstenbosch top gate at 5.30am. Gaaaaaad!
Joe Versus Jonah, who’s the greatest – Joey lets U decide!!
It’s often been a talking point in many pubs and bars around the country, who would you pick as your BEST modern day All Black winger Jonah has 37 tries, Joe 31. Although remembering that big Jonah has still never dotted a try down against the Boks!!!
CLICH HERE to watch them go head to head in this tries package
Communities votes - Joe or Jonah?
What is BUFUMUFU????
Everyone’s asking for a piece of it, hot chicks want to know more about it, Nadoes rugger players such as Iron Giant, The Meerkat, Donkey and Badger all want a bit of it.. It’s BUFUMUFU time ladies and gentleman!!!
“Dude I’m going to hijack the plane..”
A flippant remark sparked by irritation at limited leg room aboard a Kulula.com flight led to a six-hour hijack drama at Cape Town International Airport.
According to passengers, about 20 minutes into the 11.11am Johannesburg-bound flight a passenger complained about not having enough leg room. When the flight attendant told him there was nothing she could do about it, the man replied that it did not matter because he and his friend planned to hijack the plane anyway.. Read more on the bizaar occurance..
This Week’s Pix~Six
Lions to play Currie Cup winners
There has been a proposal mooted by S.A RUGBY that the Lions should play the winners of the Currie Cup in a charity game once the Currie Cup Season has been concluded, definitely the form team at the moment and tragic to not have them competing in the semi’s I must agree.. 7 in a row!!
Wouldn’t it be ironic if they were to have won the Currie Cup and then not be given the opportunity to compete in the upcoming Super 14 competition in March. Joey will donate 6 tickets to this game which is set to take place at Ellis Park on November 11. First 6 correct answers win the tickets:
Jaco Pretorius is:
A. A Lion’s rubgy player; B. A Gaaad; C. Possibly your father
Learn CPR before it’s too late!
When performed quickly enough, CPR can save lives in such emergencies as loss of consciousness, heart attacks or heart “arrests,” electric shock, drowning, excessive bleeding, drug overdose, and other conditions in which there is no breathing or no pulse. The purpose of CPR is to bring oxygen to the victim’s lungs and to keep blood circulating so oxygen gets to every part of the body. When a person is deprived of oxygen, permanent brain damage can begin in as little as four minutes and death can follow only minutes later. Special thanks to Answers.com for the pictures and insight.
SINGLES IN THE CITY IS HERE!!!
Just when you thought it was going to be another lonely summer with no love or cuddling in front of cute a little DVD … just when you thought there was no hope… Joey arrives with a bang. Even though being a Nadoe does increase your chances of coming right (67%) there is no solid guarantee. One former Nadoe has taken the bull by the horns and thrown himself onto this fresh new dating site.. Blow me over but yes it’s our very own Stu Fletch a.k.a Chillieboy who is apparently making HUGE splashes with the online ladies already!! Click here
So check it out and lets get the community online and having a bit of fun as the silly season dawns near. Hell, what’s there to be ashamed of? .. you looking for some loving and you making an effort yeah! As Renzo would say…. “You throwing yourself out there!!” Log on today for a laugh, you may thank me someday.
I have been notified that the site needs 1000 male and females posted by the end of the year otherwise it’ll being closed down – We don’t want that people!! – If for nothing else, DO IT FOR CHILLIEBOY!!!
Joey’s teachings
“Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from.”
Oh GAAAAAAAD…. Tyson makes another comeback!!
Notorious former world heavyweight champion Iron Mike Tyson began collecting money for his comeback when tickets went on sale in Ohio on Tuesday for his October 20 ring return in a four-round bout.
Mike Tyson’s World Tour, a series of four-round exhibitions, opens with a fight at a 6 000-seat arena against former sparring partner Corey Sanders, a far cry from the glory days the convicted rapist once enjoyed.
Now the 40-year-old American hopes to capitalize upon his fame and his need for a fitness regime.
“I was a little overweight, smoking too much, and I started to get in shape,” Tyson said. “I was training in Las Vegas and 2 000 people a day were there. Why not do an exhibition?
Why do humans kiss?
Her eyes are wide as they stare into yours. You wrap your arm around her waist and pull her in close. She touches your face and you lean in, tilt your head – to the right, of course – and your lips connect. The rushing sensation leaves you little room to wonder, “Why the hell am I doing this anyway?”
Of course, the simplest answer is that humans kiss because it just feels good. But there are people for whom this explanation isn’t quite sufficient. They formally study the anatomy and evolutionary history of kissing and call themselves philematologists.
So far, these kiss scientists haven’t conclusively explained how human smooching originated, but they’ve come up with a few theories, and they’ve mapped out how our biology is affected by a passionate lip-lock.
A big question is whether kissing is learned or instinctual. Some say it is a learned behavior, dating back to the days of our early human ancestors. Back then, mothers may have chewed food and passed it from their mouths into those of their toothless infants. Even after babies cut their teeth, mothers would continue to press their lips against their toddlers’ cheeks to comfort them.
Others believe kissing is indeed an instinctive behavior, and cite animals’ kissing-like behaviors as proof. While most animals rub noses with each other as a gesture of affection, others like to pucker up just like humans. Bonobos, for example, make up tons of excuses to swap some spit. They do it to make up after fights, to comfort each other, to develop social bonds, and sometimes for no clear reason at all – just like us.
Today, the most widely accepted theory of kissing is that humans do it because it helps us sniff out a quality mate. When our faces are close together, our pheromones “talk” – exchanging biological information about whether or not two people will make strong offspring. Women, for example, subconsciously prefer the scent of men whose genes for certain immune system proteins are different from their own. This kind of match could yield offspring with stronger immune systems, and better chances for survival.
Most people are satisfied with the explanation that humans kiss because it feels good. Our lips and tongues are packed with nerve endings, which help intensify all those dizzying sensations of being in love when we press our mouths to someone else’s. Experiencing such feelings doesn’t usually make us think too hard about why we kiss – instead, it drives us to find ways to do it more often.
Joey’s comments: This is hectic man!!
World’s smallest [legal] bikini unveiled before summer..
Check out the world’s smallest [legal] swimsuit!
What happens if she sneezes you might ask? Well the secret is, it’s not just a set of pasties but an actual bikini held in place with clear fishing line.
The look on the face of the chick to the right of her in the picture is just priceless... Clifton this summer perhaps??
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RAILS
Another superb shot sent in involving THAT MAN Stew Fletch (pictured next to the famous Quayles Ales) who surprised all to turn up to this years Nadoes Formal. The proof was in the pudding clearly as no reports of misbehavior or throwing of name have been sent in thus far..
Eva and her 24 year old toy boy split up!
GAAAAAAAAAD, “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have split up, a source close to the couple tells People.
“They did break up. It’s amicable,” the source says, adding, “They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out.”
“Its distance and demanding careers and not living in same city,” said the source. “It didn’t happen yesterday. It’s been going on for a while.”
Once a Joey Miller baby – I think it will not be that hard for Eva Longoria to pass the time away.
5 of the best with Jerry Seinfeld!
This kid is a funny guy..
1. “I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?”
2. “It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
3. “What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked.”
4. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
5. “The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. “Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”
I love you baby
Thanks to Ronnie for sending this one in.. an absolute pearler.. GAAAAAAD, is this guy for real?? Apparently taken at this years Nadoes Formal, the loving couple in picture were interlocked in this position for over 45 minutes (yeah!), oblivious by bystanders.. LEGENDARY.. Public Affection doesn’t get any better. Love your work fella’s!
JOEY”S NADOES FORMAL SPOTLIGHT HAS BEGUN…
I will be reviewing the status of 6 personalities/ Nadoes community celebs for the upcoming formal on Friday 29th, keep your finger on the pulse and be sure to recognize them on the big night.
PERSONALITY NO.6 AT THIS YEARS NADOES FORMAL
Graham “Donkey” Barratt
Say what you like, love him or hate him .. this mans probably the biggest CAT living and breathing in Nadoes country. An elderly spectator whilst watching the Nadoes was once overheard saying.. “Strooth, but that Graham Barratt is as hard as nails, tackles like a bluddy bear!!”
A proud Bosch lad, now the cornerstone to the puzzle that makes up what every Nadoe is blessed with… undying passion, unparalleled flair and the will to never lie down without a fight. Now teaching and sharing his unique “vibe” with the fine young lass’s at Herschell school for girls in Claremont, undoubtedly pointing out the do’s and don’ts of life before they set sail and enter the big wide world. Yes, you’ll see this man on the big night, he’ll be boozing hard, making speeches, throwing out a sick vibe whilst spurring the boys on ... and when nobody’s noticing he’ll be dancing with his long standing beauty, also a Herschell girl .. Donkey was once quoted saying – “To me my mates are everything, hell I’d die for them!” Strong words, Hell buy him a shooter, he’s a good kid and although his era as Captain of the Nadoes is over, it will sure be remembered as a successful one!!
PERSONALITY NO.5 AT THIS YEARS NADOES FORMAL
Derek “The Badger” Whitehead
The Honey Bagder mellivora capensis is considered – pound for pound, the most fearless animal in the world and has been recorded to withstand over 300 bee stings in pursuit to achieve its grand prize – THE HONEY POT. Our young badger on the other hand is no different to this tenacious little creature. Since evolving from a chimp at Bosch boys, Badger has now risen to superhero status in Nadoes country. A keen surfer at heart, who’s never shy to strap a waxed board to his back and head for some desolate spot along the West Coast with his sacred beauty who will be accompanying him to this years formal.. Like someone said, “if he’s not arriving at the formal with a 9 out of 10 then he’ll sure be leaving with one..” (??!) He’s as smooth as silk and according to his doctor at Vincent Paloti Hospital, Badger gave his mother no birth pains whatsoever. A Sagitarrius by trade, and apart from giving his all for the Nadoes week in and week out, he also runs a crafty little business – Animationartery – definitely worth checking out!! If you don’t end up sharing a beer with the man responsible for scoring the winning try on Cup Final day then your eve at the Nadoes Formal has been a worthless one. JUST DO IT! – it’ll feel right.
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PERSONALITY NO.4
Anton ” The ABiator” Van den Berg
This 21 yr old UCT architectural student and possible future skipper of the Nadoes has come back with a bang after a lengthy lay off due to a shoulder operation.. AB enjoys tennis, rugby (u cha cha!!) playing the piano and going to Tiger Tiger on any given day of the week. He has raked up more hours at Clifton 2 than many of the local lifesavers, once asked to describe his perfect day Abiator calmly relied …”Wake up at 11, C2 by twelve, Tiger by ten, Snaith Jacuzzi by 2.. simple” His worst memory recorded up to date was missing the line when dotting the ball down in the 2006 final. I believe Abiator has a profound explanation for this stunt. His most successful pick up joint in 2006: Engen garage Claremont..he apparently falls in love there every weekend. He’ll be everywhere come Friday night, if you are not serious about your date ladies, buy him a shooter – you’ll want to see him shake on the dance floor!!
PERSONALITY NO.3
Anton “Iron Giant” Magnus
This beast of a man hailing from B-Shhhhps, has been the mainstay of the Nadoes community for nearly 4 seasons now. He’s found himself a jewel of a lady and will have her proudly displayed by his side come Friday night, If you cant get a word in with this delightful man perhaps speak to his Jewel about Kite Surfing, she’ll get you gagging for the sport in no time at all especially with the summer season only a stone throw away. Have a beer with Iron Giant – he’s a friendly fella!
PERSONALITY NO.2
JJ The Meerkat” Elley
This tour operator turned property guru and Nadoes anchor man has lived a quiet life since finding the beautiful Karen who will be accompanying him to this years no. social event on the Nadoes calendar. His swerve on the field is almost as deceptive as his antics when out with the boys of late but we have been assured he will be seeing 12 o clock come next Friday night. If not, a pack of wolves will be on his heels ensuring he’s not ripped away into Karen’s moving transit vehicle. the man’s a legend and defines salt of the earth as far as personalities go. Be sure to pull him aside for a beer on the big night, he’ll be happy to chat once his MC duties are over.
PERSONALITY NO.1
Michael “MT” Hughes
MT – With more supporters than Siyabonga Nkosi at a sold out Chiefs game, MT strangely enough is a man of simple pleasures. He has prepared himself long and hard for this years big night and if the truth be known would like to start a campaign of his own (In the mould of the “Get Fletch Campaign”) to get his long reputed soul mate, a girl whom he only spent a few precious weeks with up from Jhb for the big event. Since being spotted on the Joey Miller Dating Game last season compliments have rolled in like waves on a lonely beach about “those lazy eyes”. MT is an avid Chelsea supporter, Amstel Lager drinker and Sporting Dictionary and you’ll see him doing his stuff on the big night, buy him a beer, and talk sport.. talk about Kenton, this should start an interesting conversation. Once overheard saying “I’ve got more D’C’s than Bond” it’s likely that this man will rock up at the Nadoes formal with a high “8” under his arm.. Watch the movie Swingers .. has there ever been a closer replica of Vince Vaughn I ask, you decide?
WILDMAN to be at this years Nadoes Formal!!!
Brendon Crew a.k.a “the Wildman” of Caveau Bar and Deli (pictured on the right together with his French life partner “Jean- Yves”) has accepted a special gift invitation to attend this years Nadoes Formal at Kelvin on Friday night. Wildman in a short space of time has put this fantastic restaurant right up there with the best in Cape Town and will be opening yet another Caveau at Josephine Mill near Newlands Rugby Stadium in less than a months time. If you see him at the formal be sure to give him a pat on the back together with the boisterous greeting call of … WIIIIIIIIILDMAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Oh GAAAAD, what next are they going to invent?
Allows girls to pee standing up!
Was told about this neat little contraption by a mate last night whilst sucking on a few cold Joey Millers.. At first I never believed the guy then he told me that his girl bought one on the sly and before finishing up I raced to the nearest internet shop to check out the website and to see if it was all for real!!Ladies I present to you, the modern solution for taking a leak in public… wont get too technical but the jist is that it’s discrete and easy to use when traveling, at camping sites, at festivals, where public toilets might not be available. Hectic.
Get yours today ladies Visit: www.femmeplus.co.za
Surfers ride watery giants, chasing 100ft waves
The waves have been nicknamed Cyclops, Jaws and Dungeons and are the new life-and-death playground for a unique breed of surfers who ride gargantuan ocean waves as big as a seven storey building.
Australian surfer Alex Cater, 25, has been chasing giant waves for the past five years and knows only too well the agony and ecstasy of what they call tow-in surfing, where a surfer is whipped by jet ski into giant waves bigger than most tsunamis.
“If you don’t have a bit of fear then you shouldn’t be out there,” said Cater. “When the lip hits the water it makes a massive cracking sound. It’s like thunder for 10 seconds.”
Joey’s comments: I once rode a 60 footer but never 100!!!
MATCHPOINT
The man who said I’d rather be lucky than good, saw deeply into life!
Found myself watching MATCHPOINT last night, has been out for a while on DVD, hmmm an interesting one.. Stars the sexy Scarlet Johansson, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and is directed by Woody Allen. A drama about ambition, the seduction of wealth, love, and sexual passion. Perhaps most importantly, however, the story reveals the huge part luck plays in life.. take a watch, you’ll enjoy!