FINAL V Ikaya 23 Sep 09
Match Squad:
MEET 7.30pm…VERY NB
Forwards: Muda, WP, Tim, Coosner, Phil, Dayne, Yogi, Olly, Matt, Stu, Theo, Stander, B wright.
Backs: AB, Lockers, Marcy, Curtis, Stegs, Lloyd, Raun, Avi, Mitchell, Healz.
UCHACHA
SEMI’s v Wild Boys 16 Sep 09
PLEASE READ:
Gents we have come to that time, where all the hard yards, and vibe created gets turned into trophies. For many years, and whatever else takes place, the internal league is the foundation on what the Nadoes was built. Holding that trophy is the equivalent of a man breathing, or a fish swimming- it is a must- an absolute necessity! What is important though, is that out values are not compromised- we are a team of gees, of friends, and most of all a team of competitors. In the season we have used close on 40 guys to represent the Red and Black up on the mile, and each one will have his own war story, change-room memory, and good time to look back on. Each one could call themselves a champion in two weeks time, should all go according to plan. But what is important to remember is that not everyone will get a chance to play in the semi and final, just as not every touring Bok played in the Tri-nations finale in Hamilton. Like those Boks, I would hope that all Nadoes remain supportive, enthusiastic and back the man in their position on the field,as you would like to be backed yourself. This is the spirit that has kept the Nadoes going, and there is no need for it to change now. So to those are not in the squad or in the run-on XV, your contribution is no less or more than anyone else, but for now we have to back these men to do the job, and I hope that you trust the selection core in their judgements. I wish all could play, but unfortunately that is not the case. But I know, that on Wednesday we will all be able to celebrate together as we set forth to conquer!!
INWT
Match Squad:
MEET 4.30pm…VERY NB
Forwards: Muda, WP, Tim, Coosner, Phil, Dayne, Giant, Yogi, Olly, Matt, Stu, Theo, Stander, B wright,
Backs: AB, Lockers, Bones, Marcy, Crutis, Stegs, Lloyd, Raun, Avi, Mitchell.
UCHACHA
Nadoes vs College House
The week had flown by after numerous facetweaks, sms’s and even some hefty wages being passed after the much anticipated HPL auction had come and gone. The buzz in NadoesLand was electrifying but as Wednesday evening approached on the Green Mile it was back to business. This was the 3rd last step on our journey. The blood of every Nadoe boils with the thought of finally reaching the much awaited destination of this illustrious journey.
The fixture was scheduled for the A field and it was as if the organisers had known the quality of rugby the Does would display on the night would be deserving of this highly respected and historical rugby field. After Vaughn and Jake had rung the orders in an efficient and professional warm-up Captain courageous AB was ready to lead the boys into battle. Nadoes groupies and supporters were there to support in their numbers screaming SHAWNADOE as the Does waited with intent for the opposition to take the field.
Well some might say the opposition never actually made it to the field. But let us rather forget about the dismal performance of theirs and focus on how well the Does played. Running rugby was the order of the day and the Does were stringing some superb phases and interplay’s together. Adventurous final passes and some poor handling let the boys down a bit in the start which prevented an early points surge. Under the captaincy of AB and the experience of Iron Giant we managed to settle down. Eventually the pressure told with our impressive pack setting the platform, where Theo “Back Row he has a Jewish Fro” picked from the base of the scrum to crash over for the first try of the evening. Lockers slotted the conversion 7-0
It was if the bubble had burst and the Does were now feeling invincible. An impressive run by the notorious Marc Mitchell set up play in College’s half. The ball was quickly recycled down the left hand blindside where Prawn Fillet CA(Sa) made mince meat – or should I say seafood – of his opponent. Prawn stormed down the left hand touchline and calmly drew the fullback with beautifully timed inside ball to the oncoming Theo Back Row who had far too much pace and crossed over for the second try of the night. 12-0
Nadoes were asserting their dominance upfront again with Bermuda, Rawbone and Coosner proving way too strong. And from a scrum in the middle of the field – position A – Bermuda smashed his opposition prop with his trademark Pink Buffalo. The scrum wheeled as intended which opened up the blindside for AB. In classic scrumhalf play AB busted with speed and guile past College’s first line of defence. He then drew in the fullback and sent a mesmerising skip pass to Graeme Steg-Steg-Stegeman who was absolutely cruising along the right touchline. Stegs had way too much pace and dived over in the corner for a vintage Nadoes try. If that wasn’t enough Lockers (with the aid of Marcy’s tee duty – ala Monty and the Boks) struck a superb place kick to convert the try from the corner. 19-0
The steam train was in full force and the Does were finding some pushing it form. Nadoes superstar Curtis “the scouser” Middleton’s presence was been felt and his deep switches and interplay in the midfield was causing all sorts of problems for the College defence. After an impressive build up the Does were pressing hard for the bonus point try before HT and it came with relative ease as Dave “them Bones” Bonnellie exposed the poor defence by sending a well timed long ball wide to the ever present Marc Mitchell who crossed over untouched. 24-0, BP and HT
The second half saw much of the same from the Does with some excellent display’s of champagne rugby we have come to love over the years. But once again some handling errors and poor option taking let a couple of tries go a begging. There were also plenty of disruptions as all of the big squad got a run on in an attempt by the management to see all available combinations ahead of the big play-offs. The last try was a wonderful solo effort by the Prawn Fillet himself who was putting in a stellar shift in the Nadoes red and black. He got the ball at first receiver and beat the first line of defence with ease. Then in a magical moment with a 3man Nadoes overlap he showed and goed the fullback to cross over under the poles for the icing on the cake. Lockers slotted the conversion and the Does ended the game 31-0
A few beers to celebrate the game turned into a massive Nadoes viab where we silenced the irritating hissing sound of serpents nearby!
A big UCHA CHA goes to the award winners of the night. Man of the match goes to Prawn Fillet who is having a week to remember after his first successful audit in the form of the HPL auction. If he can audit that function what will a set of financial statements do to him??? His storming runs and offloads down the left wing were a joy to watch and he thoroughly deserved the prestigious award. The Meercat award went to Marc Mitchell for his long highlighted blonde hair and black tights not to mention his storming run where a round of applause was mistaken for the sound of attempted tackles on his “compression tights.” Try of the match went to that man Stegs who finished with ease in a fine try set up by AB. And last but not least the BIg Lick went to Matty Morals who seems to be making a habit of this award. Lets hope he doen’t shake this habit any time soon.
Semi-Final: 16 September – 2 more steps on the journey boys – keep it up and we will see you all at touch! U cha cha
INWT
Quarter Finals v College: Match Squad
Bermuda, Coosner, Tim, Phil the Drill, Franco, Yogi, Great Dayne, Iron, Stu Von Blitzenstein, Ollie Boombayeah, Matty Morrels, The-o, B-Wright, AB, Lockers, Bones, Curtis (Matt Rogers), Raun, Stegs, Avi/Heals, Marc Mitchell, Horns, GINNY, DADDIK!
Where are YOU: Franco; Nick Stander; Jethro; Ginny; Gloak; Ben de Villiers; Kerics Hair
Rested: Marcie, Donk, Matt Russell
NEWSFLASH :
Unfort Lloyd Te Pokey will not be able to make this game as his property career takes him on a brief visit to Jozi this week, but although the presence of this Big-Lick-ing/ Rookie-of-the-year-ing/ Man-of-the-Match-ing/ Two-time-try-scorer-of-the-year-ing/ Champagne-popping/ Dick-swinging Speedster wont be available, we’ve got more than enough depth to fit into those lighting shoes!
MEET at 6.30pm
uchacha
NADOES v WILD BOYS cont…
The battle began with a few forays into the Wildboys half, with not much to show for it. Hands just letting them down at vital occasions. Then after 10 mins the deadlock was broken as a chip kick produced a favorable bounce as Marcy tipped the bouncing ball to an on-rushing Olly who tore down the right wing and offloaded superbly to a Blocking Tim Rawbone who held it up nicely to draw the final defender and issue the inside ball to Yogi who finished off the move in style. 7-0.
The second try was added a few minutes before half time when the ball popped out of a ruck set up by AB Duck and The-O scooped up the loose ball to stroll over unopposed. 12-0. Half time came and went with a brief chat from Vaughan, regathering the troops for the second stanza.
The second half was complete one-way traffic as the Nadoes tore into the Wildboys with massive aggression and scything runs, only a few dropped passes stopped a complete and utter Rout. Two more tries and a massive hit by Bermuda brad were added in a short space of time. The first a great maul by the forwards that ended in Bermuda himself bustling over for a score, while the other came from superb pressure at the line out that sent the ball scuttling over the wildboys line only to be snapped up by a waiting Stu Hablutzenstein to dot down to take the score to 24-0.
Then came a moment of brilliance. Iron Giant secured the ball off the kick off in his usual Danie Rossouw-esque manner. Quick ball ensued as the sparsely populated Wildboys defense scrambled to stop a busting dave Bones. But this was to no avail as he tore through the line on a 30m bust only to pop the deftest of inside balls to a flying Stander Jnr who proceeded to carry the ball another 20m before offloading the final pass to Marcel who nonchalantly beat the last defender and touch down under the poles, sending the Nadoes Faithful into an uproar and Graham Barratt into a mild state of Cardiac Arrest. Bones added the extras and it was all over. 31-0 as the Nadoes ran out deserved winners.
The change room frenzy followed with Barratt showing strong form with signs that he may be back to his best. Big lick was awarded to Bermuda while the Meerkat for man of the match was given to Bones for his awesome bust. Try of the match went to Marcel. The backs were awesome on the night, so rather aptly, the Coveted and Much Sought after Man of the Match went to Lloyd Poki for his strong performance on attack, often being an instrumental cog in the Nadoes Attacking Machine.
With the Business end of the competition at hand, the Nadoes seem to be gelling well, with the back and forward interplay coming to the fore. This makes for exciting rugby as the ladies watching get wetter by the minute. If the boys can keep their composure, the trophy will be coming back to the Red and Black this year.
That’s all from Nadoeland, keep living the dream.
NADOES v WILD BOYS WED 26 AUG K-off 6.30pm, meet 5.30pm
Bones, Dadik, Phill the Drill, Coosner, Giant, Lloyd, B Wright, Matt Morris, Nick Stander, Muda, Bomber, Tim, Dayne, Theo, Stu, Ollie, Dutch Stander, AB, Lockers, Marcy, Curtis, Stegs, Avi, Raun.
Rested: Wilko, Ben De villiers, Heals, Donk.
MISSED TOUCH / WHERE ARE YOU : Kerics Hair, Jethro, Franco, Gloak, Ginny, Mike the Mole.
UCHACHA
NADOES v UBUMBO WED 12 AUG Kick off 6.30pm
AB (c), Bermuda, WP, Coosner, Rawbone, Giant, Dayne, Yogi, Olli, Morrels, The-o, Stander, Lockers, Wilko, Marcie, Bones, Curtis, Tepoki, Raun, Dadic, Avi
MISSED TOUCH/ WHERE ARE YOU?! – Hablitzenstein, Stegs, Jethro, Franco, Kerics Hair, Stokes, Ginny, Gloak, Ben Dv
Injured/ Out: Donk, Horns, Mat Russ
MEET: 5.30pm
K-off: 6.30pm
Uchacha
NADOES v SMUTS, 17-0 win
Weather conditions were terrible, it was wet and muddy underfoot on the mile and the gale force winds weren’t making things any easier. But with a tight five that included T. Rawbone, Bermuda and Shaun “Wp” Dyson not to mention former captain Iron Giant and Nadoes Superstar the Great White the Nadoes were well suited to the forward orientated game that was required. Amongst the backs Jethro “Sweet” Valentine slotted in with ease at inside centre with Plett Tour hero Mike “the Jew” Ginesburg finding a spot on the right wing. The youth was complimented well with the experience of Captain Courageous AB, Lockers Prawn Fillet Ca (SA) and Lloyd Tipoki.
Rather late than never they say and after a half an hour delay the game had eventually kicked off. Immediately from the get go spectators could tell the supreme dominance upfront by the Does was always going to prove too much for the Smuts XV. And after some bulldozing pick and go’s and drives from the robust but mobile pack the Does found themselves in the Smuts 22. After a handful of phases the ball moved wide to the right where Jethro “Sweet” Valentine jinxed off his right and offloaded to the ever present Matty “Morals” Morris who crossed over for the Does first try. 5-0 to the Does
Despite the weather there was some good entertaining rugby being played and the Does were starting to take a full grip on the game. The next try came about from a strong pick and go down the blindside by Brad Bermuda, followed by an even stronger drive by Tim Rawbone who in elegant fashion lifted his hands through the tackle and offloaded to Iron Giant who then drew the last defender and passed to AB who flew down the touchline beating the cover defence and crossed over for an epic Nadoes score. 10 to the Does
The frontrow was cleaning with Tim Rawbone at the helm and they were putting excessive amounts of pressure on the Smuts scrum. Eventually this took its toll and the Does engine room manufactured a tighthead. The ball was spread wide to man of the moment Curtis “the Scouser” Middleton who showed way too much pace and rounded his way past the cover defence for a 60 metre score under the poles. This was later awarded try of the match. U cha cha! Lockers slotted the conversion 17-0 to the Does.
Both teams battled the elements in the scoreless second half. The Does will feel they missed some glorious try scoring opportunities due to handling errors but in the end it was still a solid all round performance. One step closer to the title with 5 games left in the season. Well done to Man of the Match Tim Rawbone for his colossal effort upfront and his impressive skills in setting up the second try. The Big Lick went to Lloyd Tipoki for an excellent try saving tackle by the experienced campaigner after the energetic Smuts flanker broke straight through and only had Tipoki to beat. NO Chance, textbook stuff around the ankles!! The Meercat went to Jethro for his Maouri style step and offload in setting up the first try! A big Ucha cha to debutants Mike Ginesburg, Josh Gloak and Wilko who came on in the second half as replacements
TOUR REPORT : PLETT / NADOES OYSTER FEST 09
Tuna fish swim South in their droves along the Warm Mozambique current. It is also around this time of year where Plettenberg Bay on the east coast just off the tip of Africa gets an influx of prime male human beings. Rumour has it they come in search for a little more than just good food and weather. Rumour has it they excel in all walks of human life ranging from recreational ball games to cultural chanting and dancing. Rumour has it they also seem to be very popular amongst the female specimen who travel many miles and risk their life’s just to have the opportunity to meet and interact with these prime males whilst they in Plett. Rumour has it they call themselves the NADOES!!!!
Locals would soon discover that this wasn’t going to be an ordinary weekend in their town. There was an unexplainable buzz. The sun was beaming down brighter than it had all year, the swells were peaking at an optimal level just off the famous wedge, the wind was as gentle as a whisper, and the new main road Steers had never been this busy! All this because it was that time of year…the Nadoes Plett Rugby tour.
While Friday evening signalled the beginning of the weekend for most of the Plett locals, it really meant one thing for the Nadoes. It was business time. The extremely strong crowd was ready for the action and up first was the Experienced/Social team which had an exuberant mix of youth and experience. After what smelled to be a very enjoyable lunch at the Deck the manager and fullback duly arrived. Yip you guessed it… the Donk and Jason Elley had exchanged a few ales during lunch and were now ready and roaring to go!!! On the flip side of the coin Jake “I’m the fittest fetcher in the country” Mitchell had been at the grounds all day in anticipation for the game. He had taped his head, both wrists, knees and hammies, cut the grass, chalked the field, demarcated the seating arrangements, reserved Nadoes parking bays and even helped stock the bar in preparation for another rare Nadoes cap. After his embarrassing display on the wing in last year’s fixture one couldn’t blame his enthusiasm! The team was led by the Statue of Ruthity himself who completed a family 9/10 combo with Wilko Show and Go donning the number 10 jersey. Wilko was replaced by Tom “I actually made a tackle” Vaughn at halftime. Jonno Snaith swopped his horse’s hooves for his rugby boots on the right wing, while the Steve “the Milf Hunter” Ray and David Clayton partned in the centres. Wazbi Butler’s impact was immediately felt as he came on at halftime to replace Steve Ray. There were also Nadoes debuts for the Kenny “please will you sing at my funeral” Kirby as well as Skipper Mountford who looked the part in his rugby kit. Up and coming Nadoe and flyers superstar Michael “the jew” Ginsberg slotted in with all the speed and guile of a seasoned Doe. Amongst the forwards we had debutants Neil “i was massive in Grade 7 – now not so much” Whitehead and Josh ”i blow a fair game” Gloak. We also had Plett Tour regular Dylan Burke who partened Josh in the locks.
In the end the Experience/Social unit played with all the class of a regular outfit. There were many amazing moments none more so than Jake “I’m the fittest fetcher in the country” Mitchell’s 50 metre run in for his first (and probably only) Nadoes try after an excellent offload by the Jew Ginesburg. The Statue of Ruthity must also be commended for his impressive leadership skills not to mention his educated left boot especially from the kicking tee. There were a few low points believe it or not during the game. The ref wins this award hands down, but followed closely must be Jason Elley who got stepped at the back by the not so imposing plus60 year old Plett inside centre to cross over for the home side’s first try. Jason will argue that it wasn’t his man, but word on the street is that a detrimental combination of his old age along with a couple tequila down-downs at lunch probably led to his downfall.
Next up was the Young/Pushing It and regular Nadoes team. They played against a Plett Rugby team that would’ve struggled to get into Tantra on school breakup day. Tim Rawbone assures me that his menacing U14A pack would’ve pummelled them into the ground with ease. The Nadoes did exactly that and more with the likes of Wesley “oh black” Chetty, Big Brad Bermuda, Yogi Bear, Mike “Lindsay’s brother” Martin, Damien “thunderstruck” Stander and Stu “van Blitzenstein” Hablitzhal to name a few putting in the hard graft upfront. This set up the platform for the Molten-Magma Hot Nadoes backline to once again entertain! Some of the great moments in entertainment like Frank the Tank streaking down the road naked or Tim Rawbone (sorry Tim) busting his moves on the dance floor had nothing on what was seen this night. The boys played with skill, speed and power where the interlinking and offloading in the tackle was of the highest order. Nadoes player of the year 2008 Mamamamarcel Brache was in superb form and his partnership with Nadoes new man Curtis in the midfield was truly a joy to watch. They were complimented well by Captain AB Courageous and Guy “Lock and Load” Loxton’s excellent vision and distribution. The back 3 made up of Prawn Fillet Ca(SA) and up and coming youngsters Graham “Steg-Steg” Stegeman and Mat “Corey Jane” Healy were impressive as always. Dave “them bones” Bonnelie and Bradley Hornby Bradley Horns came on in the second period in their first Nadoes Plett tour game. Speaking of firsts there were a couple for youngsters Nic “the silverback mountain goat” Groom and Jethro “Sweet” Valentine who made their much anticipated Nadoes debuts. A big Uchacha to them!
The Rugby was followed up by a massive fines in the middle of the field where the Nadoes festivities were enjoyed by all ranging from Bosch Rugby Supporter’s club stalwart Sandy van Breda to Harry’s House the 65plus Plett scrumhalf who must have possibly downed 5 in a row. (Jesus now that i think about it that’s quite rough – i hope we didn’t kill him!) Oli Johnston and Tom Vauhgn controlled proceedings with all the banter we have come to love and relish. They awarded Man of the match to Michael “the jew” Ginesburg for his outstanding display on the wing in the Experience game. Damien Stander won Man of the Match in the Youth/Pushing it game for his explosive power and speed. He’s going to take some stopping in the remaining matches of the season. From the Rugby Club the Nadoes made their way to VIP for a pushing it night where all Nadoes young and old celebrated more than a fine display of rugby. We were celebrating being part of something special – being a Nadoe. As I’m sure you will agree the memories and moments that has and continues to come along with this group of fine gentlemen (past and present) will be remembered for many years to come by all.
The tour carried on for most on Saturday where a very brave few Nadoes ran the Knysna Half Marathon in the early hours of the morning with little sleep and alcohol sweating out of their paws, not to mention the aches and pains from Friday night’s game. A big Uchacha to Yogi Bear, Matthew Morris, Jake Mitchell, Prawn Fillet, Mike Martin, The Statue of Ruthity, Big Brad Bermuda, Oli Johnston and Wilko for completing the race. An extra special Uchacha must go to Big Brad Bermuda for actually making it to the race never mind finishing it as he was found hanging properly boozed from the Plett Dolphin statue in town at 5am in the morning before the race. A good effort Big fella showing the fight and determination needed to achieve extraordinary things- something that sits extremely well in NadoeLand! Saturday night meant one thing and one thing only. Crab’s Creek. The Nadoes turned out in their numbers sporting their Nadoes Jackets, downing beers, reminiscing and just generally enjoy the goodtimes long into the night!
It was another highly successful Nadoes Plett Tour and a big Uchacha must go out to all involved from organisers and players to supporters and groupies. Up next is the much anticipated HPL. Watch this space for more info!
In Nadoes We Trust
MATCH REPORT - GAME 3 – Panthers…cont…
This week the Panthers were the unlucky ones who had to face the Nadoes music. And we all know how much we all enjoy a good sing-song…The game was delayed as not even the ref couldnt handle the intensity of the Nadoes warm-up. Prawn Fillet CA(Sa) was doing 100m shuttles, Brad Bermuda was packing down one-on-one with fellow Nadoes scrum technician Wesley “oh black” Chetty and Yogi Bear was barking inspirational orders at his mobile and robust pack. Nevertheless thanks to the superb management of Jake the game eventually got under way and the Nadoes were ready to claim yet another Green Mile scalp.
There was a high paced start to the game as both teams were eager to give the ball some air. And the Nadoes were put to the test from the word go as they received an alarming wake –up call when the Panthers scored a soft try within the first 5minutes of the game. This was the first try the Does had conceded all season.
A refocused Nadoes outfit started to look more like the team we have come to love over the years and this was proven when a poorly directed Panthers kick was calmly collected by Mamama- Marcel at the back where from a standing start he stepped and weaved his way through a Panthers defence that in all honesty had no chance of stopping this wonderkid. The Nadoes player of the year 2008 scored under the poles with virtually not a single hand being laid on him, in what was truly an extraordinary 50m individual piece of brilliance. Lockers slotted the conversion and the scores were level at 7-7.
The pressure inserted by the Nadoes pack on the Panthers was starting to take its toll and when fielding another useless kick Aviwe countered with guile to take play into the Panthers 22m. A couple of phases followed where eventually the Panthers defence cracked and Lock ‘n Load made the half break where he offloaded to Mamama-Marcel in support who stepped of his left and offloaded back inside to Aviwe who crossed over for an excellent Nadoes try. Lockers slotted the conversion and the Does took a 14-7 lead into the half time break.
The second half started with the Nadoes enjoying the majority of possession, and after a long spell in the Panthers 22 it eventually took its toll. Yogi Bear crossed over under the poles in what was a fine piece of support play. Lockers converted and the Does led 21-7
In a search for the all important BP the Does started to give the ball some air, and the Panthers defence was found wanting when the Nadoes countered from their 22m. Aviwe busted down the right touchline for the umpteenth time in the game and he calmly gave the ball to the flying winger Kericks “Hair/ Slappers/ Cecilia” Allenbrook who surprised even himself with the toe he showed. He pinned his ears back and managed to round his opposite winger until he drew the cross-cover defence and offloaded back to Aviwe who crossed over and scored a vintage Nadoes try. Lockers slotted the conversion and the Does sealed a BP win 28-7
Congratulations to the award winners; Aviwe who won man of the match as he showed some devastating pace and power throughout the game, not to mention the 2 tries he scored. Mamama- Marcel won try of the match for his sublime solo effort in the first half. Big Lick was won by Kerick’s brother – Dayne who has been all over the awards this season. And the Meercat award went to Kerick’s Hair for undoubtedly the best moment of the match where he set up Aviwe’s second try with his storming run down the flank. A big Uchacha to Tim “the timebomb” Thornton who made his Nadoes debut.
NADOES Squad – Game 3 – Wed 13 May
Versus: Panthers
Meet: 6.50pm
Kick-off: 7.30
As this is our final league game this term, we’re in the process of organising a few friendly games after this week…All Nadoes will get a run in these games!uchacha!
Forwards:
Brad Vd Westhyzen
WP Dyson
Anton Coosner
Tim Rawbone
Dayne
Yogi
Iron Giant
Olli
Stu Hab
Matt Morris
Donk
Theo Back Row
Tim Thornton
Backs:
AB
Loxton
Bones Bonellie
Marcie
Avi
Curtis
Raun
Brad Hornby
Daddik Trebble
Stokes
Keric’s Hair
Stegs
ALL Nadoes welcome for a quiet, post-match changeroom beer …
Uchacha
MATCH REPORT - GAME 2 – MARQUAD…cont…worth the read!
Some of us have reacted better than others to these drastic changes but the main reason that drives us on are the rare consistencies that we enjoy. For us there is one that sticks out head-and-shoulders above the rest and it is Internal League Wednesday. Nadoes Day on the Green Mile. Playing or supporting.
It was a cool misty evening in the Green Mile and immediately thoughts of a Dunedin Test match sprung into life. The Nadoes XV looked calm, collective and composed as they ran onto the field, despite the delayed kick-off. One thing that we all noticed was the absence of the howling winds that we had come accustomed to over the years. This meant one thing. Champagne. And fuck me on a bus did the champagne flow…
The game started with its usual intensity as both teams spared with each other trying to spot any potential weaknesses. The Does had strung some impressive phases together and were looking the better of the two teams after the early exchanges. The ball was spread wide along the backline where an inside ball was slipped to back to Lock”n Load in classic flyhalf style he carried the ball up gaining some valuable territory. After a handful of short balls and offloads the Does were metres short and Olly Bomayea Johnston picked from the pillars to crash over for his first Nadoes try. Lockers slotted the conversion 7 – 0
Frustration was starting to settle into the Marquad such was the ease that the Does were playing with. After some excessive chirping by the “fairly average” Marquad # 10 the ref awarded a Does penalty, which was duely booted down field. A pin-point line-out was delicately executed and ball was tapped down to AB Quak where he fired a bullet across to the rampaging Graham “the Donk” Barrit who shrugged the attempted tackle and busted straight down the middle of the park with just the full back to beat. With great composure and experience he calmy drew the last man and passed to his right to the flying Olly Bomayea who went under the poles untouched for his second. O what a night for the lanky fellow! Lockers slotted the conversion. And the Does went into half time 14-0
The second half started with the Does striving for that all important bonus point. There were ominous signs for the Marquad side who watched and admired as the Does produced rugby of the highest order. After a hopeless chip ahead by the once again “fairly average” Marquad flyhalf Aviwe collected from the back and stormed down the touchline swerving and stepping his way into Marquad territory. From this breakdown the ball went wide where through a number of offloads between the Great Dayne and Yogi Bear and the ball found its way to the golden boy Olly Gumayea on the wing who stormed down the touchline. Olly offloaded inside to the ferocious debutant Stu Hablutzel who beat a couple of hopeless defenders to finally offload back to the Great Dayne himself who crossed over. If the spectators weren’t sure of it now this try undoubtedly confirmed it. Yes you guessed it… the Champagne was flowing! 19- 0 to the Does.
From this the platform was set for the Does to finish the opposition off. A 5 – yard scrum inside Marquad terriotory was awarded to the opposition. The gigantic front row of Bermuda Brad, Coozner and Rawbone made mince meat of the opponents, transferring the pressure to the “fairly average” flyhalf where he was gobbled behind his line by the Does defence. From our scrum Barrit in classic 8th man style picked from the back to crash over the Does fourth try. Substitute M. Russell (and debutant) slotted the conversion. 26 – 0 to the Does
On came the changes by the inspirational managers Vaugn and Jake. And the effect of these were felt immediately as bright up and coming Nadoes superstar Matt Heals showed too much “wheels” on the right wing where he rounded the cover defence with ease. He offloaded to the instrumental Yogi Bear who unfortunately, due to the pace he was travelling at, had a slight speed wobble and the move died. From here Marquad counter-attacked and looked certain to score until new recruit Curtis produced a fine piece of cross-cover defence. As he was the tackler he managed get to jis feet and turn the ball over. And from this bit of possession the Does enjoyed a handful of phases until the instrumental Iron “AJ” Giant slipped a tackle and miraculously offloaded to the Roll Royce himself, Lloyd Tipoki. Tipoks was too qweeeek for the last line of defence and cantered home under the poles for the 6th try. He converted his own try. Final Score 33-0
The “U cha U cha Nadoes” after the game was deafening and it sent a loud and clear warning to rival teams. As with most successful things in life it was simple. Nadoes are here to win. Another impressive win, two games down, eight more to go and the cup returns to its perennial home!
Well done to the award winners and debutants, Olly Gumayea won the man of the match as he showed, along with his two tries, classic loose forward play linking forwards and backs with the experience of a seasoned veteran. Iron “AJ” Giant took the big lick for the umpteenth time in his illustrious Nadoes career. And the Donk won the Meercat for his bust and offload down the centre to set up the 2nd Does try. A big Ucha cha goes out to the following debutants, Dave “them bones” Bonnelie, Stu Hablutzel, Matt Heally, Matt Russell and Ben “hes a fucking gem” de Villiers.
NADOES Squad – Game 2 – Wed 06 May
Versus: Marquad
Meet: 5.30pm
Kick-off: 6.30pm
Field: B Field
It must be reiterated that due to the massive squad of top-quality players this year, we’re doin our best to get everyone that shows commitment and an interest onto the field! If you are unfortunately not in the squad this week, there is a very good chance that you’ll be in next week.
Our next fixtures are:
13 May – 7.30pm v Panthers
27 May – tbc v tbc
Forwards:
Tim Rawbone
Brad vd West
Iron Giant
Ben De Villiers
Anton Coosner
Great Dayne
Yogi Bear
Stu Hablutzel
Donk
Oli
WP Dyson
Franco
Jeff Van Breda
Backs:
AB
Loxton
Lloyd
Bones
Aviwe
Stegs
Curtis
Daddik
Matt Russell
Brad Horns
All Nadoes welcome for a quiet, post-match changeroom beer
Uchacha
MATCH REPORT - IKHAYA…cont
There was a bit of a hiccup for the managers Tom Vaughn and Jake Mitchell going into the game as Dave “them bones” Bonellie was ruled out through a poisonous “spider bite” (this will teach him not to lunge post 4am in the roof), exciting new recruit Mike Stevens pulled up with a stiff hamstring in the captains run on Monday, and Nadoes player of the year 2008 Mamama-Marcel Brache was a doubtful starter after he tweaked his groin in one of his famous chase-downs on the touch field. But thankfully for the managers we have an exceptionally large squad this year and the team was announced and ready to follow captain Anton “Quack” vd Berg into battle.
As we have come to expect on the green mile it was icy cold and the wind was howling. Nadoes jackets were a prerequisite for all spectators! The game started slowly as the both teams were adjusting to the conditions, but one could sense the determination and will to win amongst the Does. Territory was the name of the game and the Does were using this to their advantage with the winds at their backs in the first half. A period of sustained pressure in Ikhaya territory followed and through some good control the Does managed to string a number of phases together. This exposed the Ikhaya defence and a superb pick and drive through the pillars by Anton Coosner, who rampaged over a couple of helpless Ikhaya defenders, led to the first try of the season. 5-0 to the Nadoes
Once again the Does found themselves in the Ikhaya red zone where the electric Yogi Bear broke got handed the ball from a quick tap and offloaded in the tackle to the ever present “the great ” Dayne Allenbrook who then in true supernatural-Nadoes style offloaded to Anton “Quack” vd Berg who cantered over untouched for the Does second try. Guy ‘lock ‘n load’ Loxton converted. 12-0 to the Does
The rest of the half was played out with pinpoint precision by keeping matters tight and wearing down the Ikhaya players through some rollicking runs by the big men upfront as Brad “Bermuda” vd Westhuizen comes to mind. The low point of the half came when the Does attacked Ikhaya on the counter where Phil “the drill” Quma stormed along the touchline (as he does with the speed and agility of a wing) where he got tackled awkwardly by the cross-cover and unfortunately turned his ankle. Phil had to be replaced immediately by the very able Shuan “WP” Dyson. We wish Phil a speedy and healthy recovery. The half ended at 12-0 to the Does.
The second half began in the same way the first ended. Nadoes dominance. Once again after a number of phases were strung together the Ikhaya defence was found wanting and big Anton Coosner bullocked over for his 2nd try of the night. Loxton slotted the tough conversion with precision and the Does led 19-0.
This gap in the score allowed the Does to play with more freedom. The Ikhaya defence was tiring and these holes were spotted and exploited with ease by the flamboyant Does. This led to some well rounded off team tries by Mamama-Marcel Brache (who came on at HT) and Raun Billet stretching the lead to 29-0
The match ended on an extremely high note. After yet another break by the devastating Damien Stander offloaded to captain courageous Anton “Quack” vd Berg who busted down the blind side before lofting a perfectly weighted chip ahead for the flying David “Dadic” Trebble to chase. Trebble managed the unpredictable bounce calmly to cross over for his first Nadoes try! Final score 34-0
An excellent first game for the Does in testing conditions. Ominous signs for opposing teams as the Nadoes showed the grit upfront and the guile outwide to win the internal league, in a performance where they produced the brand of rugby that we have all come to love! A big Nadoes Ucha cha to all the debutantes Brad “Bermuda” vd Westhuizen, Curtis, Damien Stander, Zubayer and Stokes.
Then it was off to the changeroom for the small matter of fines. Congratulations to the Award winners Brad “Bermuda” vd Westhuizen for winning man of the match, a real big effort considering it was his debut. Shaun “WP” Dyson for taking the big lick, and “the Great” Dayne Allenbrook taking the Meerkat award for his inhumane offload to Quak which led to the 2nd try.
NADOES Squad – Game 1 – Wed 27 April 2009
Versus: Ikhaya
Meet: 5.30pm
Kick-off: 6.30pm, B Field
Forwards:
Brad Vd Westhyzen
Phil Quma
Anton Coosner
WP Dyson
Franco
Great Dayne
Yogi Bear
Anton Magnus
Oli Johnson
Matt Morris / Keric’s Hair
Mike Martin
Damian Stander
Backs:
AB
Loxton
Marcie / Zubayer
Bones Bonellie / Healy
Mike Stevens / Stokes
Curtis
Aviwe
Raun
Stegs
Brad Hornby
Daddik Trebble
All Nadoes welcome for a quiet, post-match changeroom beer …
Uchacha