Who’s the Bitch this week!

The Original

The Tornadoes Lady in Red award comprises of a sensational Red Petticoat, and matching Red Wonderbra (size 48D). The award is presented to the Nadoe who instead of his tog bag, deep heat and wallet, brings his HandBag, Lipstick, and Purse to the game on any given Nadoes Day.

The Lady in Red wears the trophy in the pub, out that night, and to the game on the following Nadoes Day!

Nadoes v Vamoos – semi final

Everyone present will agree that the entire Nadoes team were deserved recipients of the Lady in Red for the game against Squirrels. But the Nadoe who couldn’t is Wella as he was a no show for the game, preferring to drink with his OD’s at the Piley/Ollies. So Wella walks away with the bra for the second time this season. Congratulations.
It would have been a simple double for Wella had Meerkat Elley not left the petticoat at home. So he claims it again, and we look forward to these two fine lass’s arriving at the game on Nadoe’s Day as the Lady in Red for the last time this season.

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Nadoes vs Squirrels (Nadoes Team)

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Nadoes vs Moles (Moles Front row should have got it!)

Once again, the Lady in Red is a joint award for this week. Meerkat “No Kahuna’s” Elley walked away with the Petticoat. He arrived at the game without his kit, complaining of a soft, sore throat (No Kahuna’s!). He also managed to botch the time for the start of the game, and forced us to rush onto the field without much of a warmup. His half time message (In place of NNYUUNNGG - noted!) left a lot to be desired (Probably the cause of Lacklustre performance in the second half).

The Bra was awarded to Justin Nurse who, when running onto the field, turned to a group of fellow players and said, “Do you think its cool if I play in these?” and pointed to the pair of takkies on his feet. He then tried to convince us that the traction was good enough. Proof was in the Black Lable when he got tackled a metre short of the line, while botching a side step in his (flat) takkie!

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Nadoes vs Scooters (Bitch-Big Time)

For the first time the award is given to a sole recipient. Jed Elley first of all forgot his beautiful bra at home (cause enough for joint award). On the field, Jed also had a few quiet words to say to the (deaf) ref. This was about as effective as chirping Hobbers when batting. And the Petticoat became Jeds aswell!

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Nadoes vs Ubumbo (Bitch Shared)

Once again a joint award, the Bra went to Jed Elley who, after taking over the kicking from Hobbers, hit the next kick (for the lead) with his handbag and the “sitter” landed 5m short of the poles.Very lucky to have a redemption shot a minute before the end! The Petticoat went to Drew McClagan who, with a three man overlap and the Nadoes still a point behind, took out his dancing slippers and did a jig in the middle of the field with the ball as his tango bitch. The sub was subbed immediately after!

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Nadoes vs Kopano (Bitch Shared)

The first Lady in Red was a joint award. The Bra was awarded to (perfect fit aswell) Whip it out Wela after he arrived at the game without his Kit bag or game face, but was all guns blazing in the change room afterwards (Nadoe’s, did we win?). The Petticoat went to Ryan Mitchell who handed Kopano the lead after tripping on his high heeled shoe under a high ball and palmed/headered the ball straight into the hands of an oncoming Koppie, who walked over the tryline for an easy seven pointer.

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Nadoes Vs Marquad (Big Lick)

Nadoes vs Vamoos (Big Lick)